Monster In My Pocket Wrestlers...

[NEILYZILLA]

Some really cool looking stuff Ray.

[troyxavier]

Fun stuff, Mr. Disaster.

[disaster]

Jun 10, 2009 21:08:03 GMT -5 GOODZILLA said:

I know it's asking a lot ...

But I would love to see these guy get Degarmolized. ;D

One day I'll get motivated. one day....

;D

[troyxavier]

hey, you got me motivated into doing GI Joe again.

[disaster]

And here we go again. Now we'll have for starters, six lower mid carders. The first, One-Eyed Jack!

ONE-EYED JACK	Height 6’5”; Weight 317 lbs.; Home: Ancient Greece
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. forearm to head - 1 2. knees to midsection - 1 3. elbow blow to back of neck - 2 4. body slam - 2 (pw) 5. back body drop - 2 (ag) 6. into the turnbuckle	1. ONE-EYED JACK - 1 2. ONE-EYED JACK - 1 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. ONE-EYED JACK - 2 6. dazed - 1 (tag)
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. reverse atomic drop - 2 (ag) 2. punch to gut - 2 3. spin kick - 2 (ch A) 4. flying cross body block - 3 (ch D) 5. back breaker - 3 6. Bulls Eye - 3	1. hurt - 2 (tag) 2. dazed - 1 3. ONE-EYED JACK - 2 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. ONE-EYED JACK - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. deathjump (c) 2. out of the ring (c) 3. spinebuster - 3 4. neckbreaker - 3 5. leg drop - 3 6. THE OPTIC BLAST (+2)	1. hurt - 2 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 4. down - 3 5. PIN 6 (3) 6. down - 3 (lv)
Ropes - C Turnbuckle - A Ring - A Deathjump - B Disqualification - 5	Agility +3 Power -2 Cage 2

Move descriptions:
Bulls Eye = Running torpedo shot in the corner
THE OPTIC BLAST = Big Elbow Drop from the top turnbuckle (ala Macho Man Randy Savage style!)

[disaster]

And here we have the biggest bully on the roster! He likes pushing the smaller guys around and throwing his weight around! Here's Bully Beef!

BULLY BEEF	Height 6’4”; Weight 318 lbs.; Home: Hershey, PA
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. headbutt - 1 2. punches to midsection - 1 3. back body drop - 2 (ag) 4. suplex - 2 (pw) 5. dropkick - 2 (ag) 6. power slam - 3 (ch E)	1. BULLY BEEF - 1 2. dazed - 1 (tag) 3. dazed - 1 4. hurt - 2 5. BULLY BEEF - 2 6. dazed - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. shoulder ram in turnbuckle - 2 2. European uppercut - 2 3. into the turnbuckle 4. into the ropes (c) 5. spinebuster slam - 3 6. Bully’s Charge - 3	1. BULLY BEEF - 1 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 4. dazed - 1 5. hurt - 2 6. BULLY BEEF - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. running shoulder block - 3 (ch H) 2. out of the ring (c) 3. dump slam - 3 4. fall away slam - 3 5. sit out powerbomb - 3 6. THE BOVINE BELT (+2)	1. down - 3 (lv) 2. PIN 7 (4) 3. hurt - 2 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - C Turnbuckle - B Ring - A Deathjump - A Disqualification - 5	Agility +1 Power -3 Cage 3

move descriptions:
Bully's Charge = Running big boot to the head in the corner (ala M.V.P.)
THE BOVINE BELT = back breaker style submission across the knees.

[disaster]

And now for General Mayhem. This Sadistic brawler will go to any length to win a match.

GENERAL MAYHEM	Height 6’3”; Weight 251 lbs.; Home: The Middle East
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. double ax handle from behind - 1 2. sadistic choke - 1 3. dropkick - 2 (ag) 4. choke lift - 2 (pw) 5. back body drop - 2 (ag) 6. DDT - 3	1. GENERAL MAYHEM - 2 2. hurt - 2 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. dazed - 1 (tag) 6. GENERAL MAYHEM - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. running elbow smash - 2 2. into the ropes 3. into the turnbuckle (c) 4. elbow drop - 2 (ch C) 5. torture rack - 3 6. W.O.M.D. - 3 Add 1	1. hurt - 2 2. hurt - 2 (tag) 3. GENERAL MAYHEM - 2 4. hurt - 2 (tag) 5. hurt - 2 6. dazed - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. military press - 3 (ch G) 2. out of the ring (c) 3. gut buster - 3 4. camel clutch - 3 5. abdominal stretch - 3 6. THE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT (+2)	1. down - 3 (tag) (lv) 2. PIN 6 (3) 3. hurt - 2 4. hurt - 2 5. down - 3 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - B Turnbuckle - B Ring - B Deathjump - A Disqualification - 4	Agility +2 Power -1 Cage 3

W.O.M.D. (Weapons Of Mass Destruction) = Any object around the ring that isn't tied down, Gen. Mayhem will use to his advantage!
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT = Pedigree face driver!

[disaster]

And now we have Sergeant Strangle, Cop with a mean streak! He give Police Brutality a whole new meaning!

SERGEANT STRANGLE	Height 6’4”; Weight 292 lbs.; Home: Brooklyn, NY
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. open hand chops - 1 2. kicks to the midsection - 1 3. back suplex - 2 4. bear hug - 2 (pw) 5. reverse atomic drop - 2 (ag) 6. over the head suplex - 2 (ch B)	1. SERGEANT STRANGLE - 1 2. SERGEANT STRANGLE - 1 3. dazed - 1 4. dazed - 1 (tag) 5. dazed - 1 6. SERGEANT STRANGLE - 2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. atomic drop - 2 2. full nelson - 2 3. waist lock - 2 4. into the ropes (c) 5. dump slam - 3 6. Ball Gripper - 3	1. hurt - 2 2. SERGEANT STRANGLE - 2 3. SERGEANT STRANGLE - 1 4. dazed - 1 5. SERGEANT STRANGLE - 1 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. back elbow smash - 3 (ch G) 2. out of the ring (c) 3. out of the ring 4. Under Lock and Key - 3 5. The Electric Chair - 3 6. ON THE BEAT TREATMENT (+1)	1. PIN 7 (4) 2. hurt - 2 3. down - 3 (lv) 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - C Turnbuckle - B Ring - A Deathjump - B Disqualification - 5	Agility +2 Power -3 Cage 4

move descriptions:
Ball Gripper = grabs the opponent's groin and gives a big squeeze!
Under Lock And Key = Keylock submission hold.
The Electric Chair = with the opponent on Strangle's shoulders, he drops them straight back hard to the mat!
ON THE BEAT TREATMENT = painful stomps to the opponent's body (ala Ronnie Garvin Stomp!)

[disaster]

And next we have a Prehistoric Predator! Sabretooth! Watch out for this Big Cat, he can't wait to dig his claws into you!

SABRETOOTH	Height 6’0”; Weight 225 lbs.; Home: The Cave
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. lunging attack - 1 2. slash with claws - 1 3. leg sweep - 2 (ag) 4. face claw - 2 (pw) 5. flying dropkick - 2 (ag) 6. Big Cat Pounce - 3 (pw)	1. dazed - 1 (tag) 2. SABRETOOTH - 2 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. SABRETOOTH - 1 5. hurt - 2 6. dazed - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. heel kick - 2 2. into the turnbuckle (c) 3. diving headbutt - 2 (ch A) 4. flying cross body - 3 5. Sabre’s Edge - 3 6. Cat’s Claw - 3	1. hurt - 2 2. hurt - 2 (tag) 3. down - 3 4. hurt - 2 (tag) 5. SABRETOOTH - 2 6. dazed - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. kick to the midsection - 2 (ch C) 2. deathjump 3. out of the ring (c) 4. inverted face planter - 3 5. THE BODY PIN (0) 6. THE BODY PIN (0)	1. hurt - 2 2. PIN 5 (2) 3. down - 3 (lv) 4. down - 3 (tag) 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - A Turnbuckle - C Ring - B Deathjump - A Disqualification - 4	Agility -4 Power +3 Cage 2

Move descriptions:
Big Cat Pounce = The Puma's SIDESWIPE.
Sabre's Edge = Razor Ramon's Razor Edge.
Big Cat's Claw = Savage Face Claw.
THE BODY PIN = Sabretooth leaps on the opponent, pinning their shoulders down to the mat with his piercing claws!
*note: Sabretooth will probably be the only wrestler on the roster that will have a finisher in both the #5 & #6 spots. So he's sort of a specialty card!

[disaster]

ok, last lower mid carder for now. Pin Head.

we'll have a bunch of jobbers coming up next.

PIN HEAD	Height 5’11”; Weight 245 lbs.; Home: Parts Unknown
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. headbutt - 1 2. forearm blows to chest - 1 3. back body drop - 2 (ag) 4. flying forearm smash - 2 (ag) 5. into the ropes 6. reverse drop - 2 (pw)	1. PIN HEAD - 1 2. hurt - 2 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. dazed - 1 (tag) 5. hurt - 2 6. PIN HEAD - 2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. high knee - 2 2. spin kick - 2 3. heel kick - 2 4. hurricanrana - 2 (ch B) 5. DDT - 3 (ch D) 6. back splash - 3	1. hurt - 2 (tag) 2. hurt - 2 (tag) 3. down - 3 4. PIN HEAD - 2 5. dazed - 1 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. flying elbow drop - 3 2. deathjump (c) 3. out of the ring (c) 4. Acupuncture - 3 5. Threading the Needle - 3 6. THE NEEDLE HOLD (+1)	1. PIN 7 (4) 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 4. down - 3 (lv) 5. down - 3 (tag) 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - B Turnbuckle - B Ring - C Deathjump - A Disqualification - 5	Agility 0 Power 0 Cage 4

move descriptions:
Acupuncture = knee surfboard style submission.
Threading the Needle = Jeff Hardy style face buster
THE NEEDLE HOLD = painful wristlock submission.

[disaster]

Ok, here's the start of the jobbers! 12 so far...hopefully more to come in the future!

And this guy is the "KING" of the Jobbers! All the undercarders want to beat this guy. think of him as like the Minor Circuit Champion or T.V. Champion. The African Witchdoctor, Kongo King!

KONGO KING	Height 6’4”; Weight 270 lbs.; Home: Africa
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. curse opponent - 1 2. open hand chops - 1 3. T-bone suplex - 2 (pw) 4. leg sweep - 2 (ag) 5. headbutt - 2 6. into the ropes	1. dazed - 1 2. KONGO KING - 1 3. dazed - 1 KONGO KING - 1 4. dazed - 1 (tag) 5. hurt - 2 dazed - 1 6. KONGO KING - 2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. dropkick - 2 (ag) 2. body slam - 2 3. into the turnbuckle (c) 4. falling headbutt - 2 - 3 (ch C) 5. slingshot powerslam - 3 6. King’s Krab - 3	1. hurt - 2 2. KONGO KING - 1 3. hurt - 2 dazed - 1 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. KONGO KING - 1 KONGO KING - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. knee smash - 2 - 3 2. back suplex - 3 (ch G) 3. out of the ring (c) 4. atomic drop - 3 5. Kongo Bongo Krush - 3 6. THE BONGO HEAD SHRINKER (0 or +2)*	1. hurt - 2 2. down - 3 (lv) 3. PIN 7 (4) PIN 6 (3) 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. down - 3
Ropes - C B Turnbuckle - B A Ring - A A Deathjump - C B Disqualification - 4	Agility +2 0 Power 0 -2 Cage 3 2

*Before the match begins, roll 2d6: 2-7 = Kongo King puts a curse on the opponent for this match. Use Kongo King’s bold stats. Also, use the (+2) Finisher Rating when the curse in effect! 8-12 = the curse doesn’t work, and Kongo King does not have the advantage. Use normal stats.

move descriptions:
King's Krab = Boston Crab
Kongo Bongo Krush = bear hug
THE BONGO HEAD SHRINKER = Iron like Vise Grip on opponent's head!

[disaster]

next we have the Powerful Primate! The Simian Smasher!

SIMIAN SMASHER	Height 6’5”; Weight 257 lbs.; Home: The Zoo
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. double ax handle smash - 1 2. double choke lift - 1 3. flying dropkick - 2 4. shoulder block - 2 (pw) 5. back body drop - 2 (ch B) 6. Simian Splash - 3 (ag)	1. SIMIAN SMASHER - 1 2. hurt - 2 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. SIMIAN SMASHER - 1 5. dazed - 1 (tag) 6. SIMIAN SMASHER - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. elbow drop - 2 2. knee smash - 2 3. leg drop - 2 4. into the ropes (c) 5. Primitive Backbreaker - 3 6. Gorilla Press Slam - 3	1. hurt - 2 (tag) 2. hurt - 2 3. SIMIAN SMASHER - 2 4. hurt - 2 (tag) 5. dazed - 1 6. dazed - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. forearm smash - 2 (ch H) 2. out of the ring 3. out of the ring (c) 4. inside out splash - 3 5. Monkey-Sault - 3 6. THE APE THROW (0)	1. hurt - 2 2. PIN 7 (4) 3. down - 3 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. down - 3 (lv)
Ropes - B Turnbuckle - B Ring - C Deathjump - B Disqualification - 5	Agility +2 Power -2 Cage 3

Move descriptions:
Simian Splash = float over the top rope into a full body splash.
Primitive Backbreaker = lifting high into a backbreaker across the knee.
Gorilla Press Slam = self explanatory.
Monkey-sault = Moonsault off the top turnbuckle.
THE APE THROW = Hernandez from LAX "BORDER TOSS"

[disaster]

Next we have a tag team duo. I call them Cold Blooded! The first, an Amphibian with attitude and agility to match that of Rey Misterio! The Toad Trasher!

TOAD TRASHER	Height 5’8”; Weight 185 lbs.; Home: The Ponds of Scum
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. right left combo punches - 1 2. spring loaded kick - 1 3. high angle bodyslam - 2 (pw) 4. super dropkick - 2 (ag) 5. flying forearm smash - 2 (ag) 6. Five Star Frog Splash - 3	1. TOAD TRASHER - 2 2. TOAD TRASHER - 2 3. TOAD TRASHER - 1 4. dazed - 1 (tag) 5. dazed - 1 6. hurt - 2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. backbreaker - 2 2. elbow drop - 2 3. into the ropes (c) 4. into the turnbuckle (c) 5. side walk slam - 3 (ch D) 6. Froggie “6-1-9” - 3	1. down - 3 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 4. dazed - 1 5. TOAD TRASHER - 1 6. TOAD TRASHER - 1
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. suplex - 2 2. catapult launch - 3 (ch G) 3. out of the ring 4. hurricanrana - 3 5. Lilly Pad Pop - 3 6. THE FRANTIC FROGMARCH (+1)	1. hurt - 2 2. down - 3 (lv) 3. PIN 7 (4) 4. down - 3 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - B Turnbuckle - B Ring - C Deathjump - B Disqualification - 5	Agility +1 Power +3 Cage 4

Move descriptions:
Five Star Frog Splash = self explanatory.
Froggie "6-1-9" = Rey Misterio's 6-1-9. (how original, I know )
Lilly Pad Pop = Rey Misterio's West Coast Pop.
FRANTIC FROG MARCH = Death Head's Funeral March finisher.

[disaster]

And Toad Trasher's tag partner, Gizzard the Lizard!

GIZZARD THE LIZARD	Height 6’1”; Weight 219 lbs.; Home: Reptile Gardens
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. big left hand - 1 2. kick to midsection - 1 3. high knee lift - 2 (ag) 4. powerslam - 2 (pw) 5. shoulder tackle - 2 (pw) 6. into the turnbuckle	1. GIZZARD THE LIZARD - 1 2. dazed - 1 (tag) 3. hurt - 2 4. dazed - 1 (tag) 5. GIZZARD THE LIZARD - 2 6. GIZZARD THE LIZARD - 1
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. back body drop - 2 2. overhead toss - 2 3. reverse atomic drop - 2 4. into the ropes (c) 5. hard clothesline - 2 (ch E) 6. moonsault - 3	1. GIZZARD THE LIZARD - 2 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 (tag) 4. dazed - 1 5. GIZZARD THE LIZARD - 1 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. European uppercut - 2 2. sunset flip off top turnbuckle - 3 (ch H) 3. out of the ring (c) 4. Reptile Head Rammer - 3 5. Lizard Clutch - 3 6. FORKED TONGUE LASHER (0)	1. hurt - 2 2. hurt - 2 3. hurt - 2 4. down - 3 5. PIN 8 (5) 6. down - 3 (tag) (lv)
Ropes - B Turnbuckle - B Ring - C Deathjump - B Disqualification - 6	Agility 0 Power +3 Cage 4

move descriptions:
Reptile Head Rammer = snake eyes on the top turnbuckle pad.
Lizard Clutch = same as Reptillo's finisher.
FORKED TONGUE LASHER = Five Knuckle Shuffle.

[disaster]

up next, the guy/beast that will really "stick" it to ya! Stickleback!

STICKLEBACK	Height 6’3”; Weight 285 lbs.; Home: Parts Unknown
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. double leg takedown - 1 2. pummel with fists in corner - 1 3. put the boots to opponent - 2 (ch B) 4. over head power toss - 2 (pw) 5. back body drop - 2 (ag) 6. Spikey Shoulder Dive - 3	1. hurt - 2 2. dazed - 1 (tag) 3. STICKLEBACK - 2 4. STICKLEBACK - 1 5. dazed - 1 (tag) 6. hurt - 2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. knee drop - 2 2. rake the eyes - 2 3. into the ropes (c) 4. forearm grinder - 2 (ch F) 5. slingshot powerslam - 3 6. Spiked Samoan Drop - 3	1. hurt - 2 2. STICKLEBACK - 2 3. hurt - 2 4. STICKLEBACK - 1 5. hurt - 2 6. hurt - 2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. headbutt - 2 2. out of the ring 3. out of the ring (c) 4. bearhug - 3 5. Torture Device - 3 6. THE SPINAL TAP (0)	1. hurt - 2 2. down - 3 (lv) 3. hurt - 2 4. hurt - 2 5. PIN 8 (5) 6. hurt - 2
Ropes - C Turnbuckle - A Ring - B Deathjump - B Disqualification - 6	Agility +3 Power -3 Cage 6

Move descriptions:
Spikey Shoulder Dive = running and leaping shoulder tackle.
Spiked Samoan Drop = pretty self explanatory.
Torture Device = Crippler Crossface.
THE SPINAL TAP = backbreaker submission across spiked knees.